Sunday, April 27

Do you know?


At onelabel, we promise only the best. And indeed there are nothing else but the best.

The research team is well on its way into the final lap of research before presenting to you our very own in-house dry fit fashion edging t-shirts. Our specially processed bio dry fit fabric is engineered to wick moisture away and keep you dry and light. In addition, the anti-microbial treatment keeps your clothes odour free. The flat seam construction allows maximum comfort while the unique pattern aids greater body movement.

To us, your comfort, status and lifestyle is important to us. Bear with us a little longer, as good things are definitely worth the wait. Cheers!

Tuesday, April 8

Get Impish with FISHY


Interview With Fishy

Editor: Hello Fishy!

Fishy: Hi!

Editor: Can you tell us more about yourself?

F: Well, I’m active, outgoing, and totally retarded when I’m with friends that I’m very comfortable with.

Editor: I see. You look sporty, so are you involved in any sports?

F: I’m in Republic Polytechnic’s Canoeing team. Haha

Editor: Woah, so do you prioritize your time with all that trainings?

F: Hmm, family and friends still come first to me.

Editor: What is your best asset?

F: My great tan! Hahaha!

Editor: Erh, okay fine. What qualities do you think you possess that makes you stand out from your circle of friends?

F: HAHA! Being exceptionally spastic when I’m with them.

Editor: We think you are sexually appealing, what do you think?

F: Are you drunk?

(Fishy attempts to skip the question, but will we allow her to do that? Maybe an easier one, perhaps.)

Editor: Which of the following do you consider yourself? (Sexy, Sporty, Hot?)

F: Sporty, like duh.

Editor: Okay, Brains versus Brawns. Which do you think is better?

F: Definitely Brains, everything else falls in place after that.

Editor: So can you describe your ideal partner?

F: Sportsmen are hot!

Conclusion: You’re not answering half the questions Fishy, but never mind. We’ll let you go easy on this one.